Oh no! They can't rank us first. We never win when people think we're going to win, only when they don't believe in us! Crap! We need to go lose a few games now.

(Philadelphia is not paranoid. No, we're not.)

Minor league baseball is fun, though of course it depends on which stadium you go to. We're a little spoiled because Reading is one of the best run stadiums - the Phils steal a lot of their ideas from them.