Jul. 11th, 2009

jpgr: (DW 4 Glee)
I had a customer tell me a blonde joke this morning and I'll try to relay it from memory.

A man walks into a bar (yes really) and sits down next to a blonde and orders a beer. The late night news is on the tv and one of the stories shows a man high on a ledge, contemplating suicide.

The man says "I'll bet you $5 that he jumps".

The blonde says "$5 he doesn't".

The man jumps and in the bar, the man refuses to take the money. "I saw on the 12:00 news that he jumped."

The blonde replies. "I saw the 12:00 news too. I just thought he'd change his mind."

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