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Joke for the Day
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:53 pmI had a customer tell me a blonde joke this morning and I'll try to relay it from memory.
A man walks into a bar (yes really) and sits down next to a blonde and orders a beer. The late night news is on the tv and one of the stories shows a man high on a ledge, contemplating suicide.
The man says "I'll bet you $5 that he jumps".
The blonde says "$5 he doesn't".
The man jumps and in the bar, the man refuses to take the money. "I saw on the 12:00 news that he jumped."
The blonde replies. "I saw the 12:00 news too. I just thought he'd change his mind."
A man walks into a bar (yes really) and sits down next to a blonde and orders a beer. The late night news is on the tv and one of the stories shows a man high on a ledge, contemplating suicide.
The man says "I'll bet you $5 that he jumps".
The blonde says "$5 he doesn't".
The man jumps and in the bar, the man refuses to take the money. "I saw on the 12:00 news that he jumped."
The blonde replies. "I saw the 12:00 news too. I just thought he'd change his mind."
